So I couldn't think of anything to Blog about... so I pulled a gem out of the far reaches of my mind just for you.
Here goes...
A couple semesters ago I took an advanced firstaid course. Well my teacher felt it necessary to make sure that we See all the things that we could possibly see while we were on the job, like people getting their arms ripped off by a bear, or fingers getting cut off by a lawnmower, etc. Ya know, normal stuff. Well it was really interesting when a little while into the wonderful slide show I thought it would be the best idea in the world to ask my teacher if anyone had ever passed out or thrown up in his class before.. he just casually said yeah usually 1 student a semester. So I just brushed it off and kept watching the horrible show. Well I started to feel weird and the whole world started to move in on me and turn dark.. so I woke up to a dark room with the slide show still going, accept for the fact that I was laying on the ground on my side with my left are above my head! I had passed out! Not even 2 minutes after I had jokingly asked if anyone had ever passed out in class! Great.. so there I am laying on the ground in the middle of my class surrounded by all my class mates, sweet. So I sat up and this is probably the most embarrassing part and I have a self esteem so whatever! Anyway I feel something wet on my leg and realize that I had wet myself because you lose a lot of body function when you pass out.. so once again there I am sitting on the ground in the middle of class with pee pants and everyone looking at me. Great.
So moral of the story.. don't pass out in class, ever. I was sick the rest of the day to.
Anyway I'll blog more about our trip I promise!
2 comments:
you forgot to mention the part where your wife came and saved you. sheesh. ;)
Wow! The things you learn about people when you read their blogs!!!! S.C.A.R.Y.!!!!!
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