Our kids...

It has been quite a while... i'm not to dandy at this whole blogging thing, but ya know what, i have big news so i'm gonna start blogging again. Way to stick it to the man Juston... apparently Juston talks to himself now. Well, it has been 9 months since we got married. That's like.. i could have been a baby daddy or somethin. Well GUESS WHAT!! We had twins! Hold the applause... They aren't really twins because one is black and one is white (was white, but not like how Michael Jackson went from being black to white. I'll explain later.)

So yes... I am going to post some pictures for your viewing pleasure and the proof that I know all of you need up to this point. Here goes...

Yeah, so they're gerbals... so what, i treat them like kids. I yell at them when they are being bad, and i give them TLC when they are being good. What's the diff? Well here is the downlizzo on our chillins:

I'll start with the black one. His name is Jerry, he is energetic and charismatic ALL THE TIME. He likes to run on his whee... treadmill... and he doesn't over eat the dill pickle sunflower seeds. He tries to get out but i only let him when i'm doing homework and then he pees all over my desk so i put him back in. Sad day. He's cool.

The white one is named Tom. (Tom and Jerry, clever... the cartoon, you know the one with the 2 gerbals...) Tom was a little older and more reserv... refined... and liked to take leizurely walks on the whee... treadmill... He always enjoyed a hearty meal of dill pickle sunflower seeds and the other food we put in there. He slept A LOT. Pretty much anytime we saw him he was either eating, drinking, or sleeping. Eat, drink and be merry would have been his theme song. Well since i got you all excited to meet them both... now is when the bad news comes out. TOM IS DEAD!! D-E-A-D.. Dead! I came home the other day and he was all rigamoritized, or whatever, by the treadmill. Ran himself to death i say. Well actually i changed the dill pickle seeds to Ranch seeds and i think it was my fault, but we won't dwell on the past.

Jerry is happy and alive, for much longer? We don't know, we have hope though. Not much else to say accept we'll miss you and your... gerbal self. Here are some more pictures!

Tom and Jerry doing what they do best... sleeping....

This was the house i built for them after about 2 hours, just picture a nice, brand new, kleenex house...

They'll probably be designers when they get older..

This is an action shot of Tom on one of the treadmills... eye of the gerbal!!That's ol' Jerry just chillin in his bed of bedding... oh by the way, he has a mansion now that i built for him, you wanna know what happened to that? About the same thing that you see below...

Here's a good one.. Tom is eating and sleeping at the SAME TIME! We'll miss ya buddy.